Variant Squirrels

Before I moved to Michigan, I thought that squirrels looked something like this:

And maybe they did, a long time ago. Long before the invention of cars.

Now they look like this. 

I no longer want to cuddle with squirrels, and this haunts me every day.

making up for lost time

I know, I KNOW, this post would have been more appropriate a few weeks ago but, uhhh, just making up for lost time and I thought this demonstrated the angst within my soul rite now

Alex deeply apologizes for briefly falling off the face of the earth