It's Just my Face

Recently, the term "resting bitch face" has thrust itself into the vocabulary of my generation. This describes a person whose natural, expressionless face looks cold and judgmental.

"RBF", as it is called, is very common. Especially among those who actually are cold and judgmental.

Another type of unfortunate facial syndrome is a consistent and unavoidable look of disinterest. These people have features that convey boredom, no matter how excited they may be.

I call this "Whatever You Want " face, or "WYW". 

Never try to impress or entertain a person with this defect. You will only be disappointed.

I am not afflicted with either of these conditions. I have something far more detrimental to my existence in society.

"CTLC" face. "Chronically Terrified, Lost, and Confused".

I consistently look like I have been dropped violently in a random location where I have no sense of direction or linguistic comprehension. 

Coupled with the fact that I look about five years younger than my actual age, I am often treated with a troubling amount of care.

I won't even begin to describe what happens when I try to sit in an exit row.

So, the moral of this story is: if someone looks sad, terrified, or lost, don't try and help them. They probably just have CTLC face.