Why yes, I am alive

When I was a child, I would hide under the sink with my dog and eat her treats.

I also put cat food in the toaster and let it fall into the crumb-catcher. I would then eat warm, crispy kibble.

I snorted Cascade dishwasher powder when I stuck my nose into the box to smell it.

This happened more than once.

It also happened with Tide detergent.

There is no real purpose to this post other than to say:

I made it.

I lived past childhood.

I don't know how this happened, but I am proud.